Horniest dudes on the internet

Horniness has raged against men of all ages for thousands of years before us. World leaders have been have had the greatest spotlight on their horniness. We've all heard about Genghis Kahn, right? Go from village to village rape and pillaging people essentially for sport. Isn't one in every two hundred people related to that piece of shit. I found an article that says "some scholars estimated that he impregnated more than 1,000 women during his reign." Wilt numbers.

Back when I was in middle school, dudes would gather around the one who was the bravest to google porn at a sleepover and 10 of us would gather around an i pod and collectively get bricked up at the same time. We'd be so horny, we'd find things around the house that we would say "yeah, I could probably stick my dick in this" and then proceed to fuck it. Have full on conversations with each other between 4th and 5th period bragging what we used as a lube to beat off with.

Flash forward to college and we say shit like "eh pussies pussy, yanno?" after failing to bag a 3 after a long night talking to the boys realizing we're probably going to go home alone again.

Here are a couple guys who I think are some of the horniest people on the internet.

1. Bradley Martyn. This dude, man. Guy is jacked and obviously works out a lot, denies that he's on steroids the whole nine yards. But what he doesn't hide is all the 10's that we works out with everyday. He only posts stuff with baddies while he's working out and probably has a list of bodies as long as anyone else. Just look at his instagram stories every once an a while and you'll know what i mean. He's a dicks length away from grabbing ass on a spot everyday.

2. Terry Rozier. My brother in christ please just get a twitter burner. Saw a tik tok once to look at who he follows and holy shit. Straight porn. Females suckin dick in their pinned tweet, whole dicks just out on his timeline all the time I bet. Dude just lets everyone know he's always on demon time. Not trying to brag but my buddies dad works at a prison where Terry's dad is locked up. Pretty cool if you ask me.

3. Josh Richards. He's on this list to give him props. His lineup lately is insane. Just the tik tokers that he posts with and what he's admitted on BFFs podcasts. I mean you have got to give it to the brother, he knows what he's doing. Here is the list that I can come up with: (and what I rate them out of 10)

Livvy Dunn 9.1

Chloe Cherry 6.7

Mama.mia.21 8.4

TTLYTEALA 7.6

Loren Gray 8.5

Ellie Zeiler 9.2

Mads Lewis 8.8

Nessa Barrett 9.3

Thats an average of 8.375. And I can say that I cant think of anyone that wouldn't be proud of that. Bravo my brother, bravo.

1. My buddy Ben. I'd say everyone's got a Ben. Ben means well but thinks with his dick more than his brain when the females are around. He's the guy to hit on your mom and your buddies girlfriend all in the same night and truly believe he's gonna score that night. Ben will be booling the with boys and then a group of 5's will walk into the function and all of a sudden he's god damn Bill Burr (not really that funny but yells his head off to seem like he is). If you don't know a Ben, hate to break it to ya, but you might be Ben. I love Ben, I really do.