Is NBA YoungBoy the GOAT?
- billystarbucks69
- Aug 2, 2022
- 2 min read
The short answer is yes. But the long answer is also yes and for a pretty good reason. Let's take a dive into the greatest rapper of all time. A man who has saved lives and inspired men like me to get into the game.
Kentrell DeSean Gaulden (boss ass name) got into the game in 2015 when he was just sixteen years old. How many kids did he have at that time? None yet. Though, when he was a kid, he broke his neck during a wrestling match (not as cool as his name), this lead to him having to wear a neck brace all the time. Probably why he developed his intense demon mode. he carries with him at all times. By the time he was 17, he had four whole ass kids. Isn't that fucking nuts, no wonder he drops like two albums a year(so far into 2022 he has already dropped three, two in 2021, holy shit five in 2020), brother needs to pay some damn child support.
Lets get into some of NBA YoungBoy's best accomplishments throughout his career:
* coming out with Al YoungBoy 2. This album has zero skips in it. Bangers such as "Hot Now", "Self Control", "Make No Sense", "Ranada", "Lonely Child", "Gang Shit", and "Carter Son" just to name a few. I have honestly listen to this album top to bottom at least nine times. Have pissed off everyone I've been listening to it around nine times as well.
* Surpassing 10 Billion views on YouTube. Thats an average of 1,428,571,428.57 streams per child.
* Beating a god damn felony?? HOW do you pull this off? BEING THE GOAT THATS HOW. My brother had a federal warrant out for his arrest, was pulled over and then took off on foot running away from the police until a K9 caught up to him. He was then charged with drug and gun charges based on a music video and the judge pretty much dismissed all evidence and was freed. Where are these lawyers for Young Thug and Gunna??
** Last but DEFINITELY not least having a child with Floyd money Mayweather's daughter. This bitch nearly killed another one of Youngboy's lady friends, stabbing and almost killing her. If you don't remember, Yaya unlawfully, intentionally and unknowingly" caused injury “with a knife” to Lapattra Lashai Jacobs. DEMON TIME. Their child is either going to be the next Osama Bin Laden or beat the living piss out of everyone who looks in his way. Not sure what's worse.
If this hasn't convinced you that YoungBoy is the GOAT, simply read it again. And if you still don't, go fuck yourself. Thank you.
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